Limericks

Little limericks.

In class yesterday, we had a block where we went over how to write limericks. 

Below are a whole bunch that I wrote, any opinions?

There once was a girl called Alice,

Whose family lived in a palace.

She had a pet rat,

and was always a brat,

Always speaking to her mother with malice.

There once was a boy called Grover,

Who walked all the way to Dover.

He found a ring,

That made him sing,

But sadly he got run over.

There once was a girl called China,

And nobody could ever look finer.

Boys want a kiss,

But she would diss,

And that year she married a miner.

There once was a lad called Ray,

Who bought a mockingjay.

He went war,

But then got sore,

And that morning he ran away.

(Now, I came to this one and figured out that the only way it makes sense, is if you use a Scottish accent. Have fun trying to read this one aloud heh heh.)

There once was a golden goose,

Whose collar was very loose.

She slipped right out,

Then heard a shout,

As a giant yelled "MY HOOSE!"

(So bad, I know :3 )

There once was a potato called Bob,

Who always played the part of a slob,

He nearly got mashed one day,

So he ran far away,

And now he's working a full time job.